I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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