We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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