there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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