either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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