Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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