susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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