R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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