from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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