Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
