sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
