is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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