Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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