is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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