what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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