Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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