I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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