I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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