i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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