Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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