Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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