Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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