Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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