the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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