Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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