I heard we made out
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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