There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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