I'm really into asian looking animals
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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