After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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