the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?