i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.