well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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