Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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