trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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