Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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