she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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