Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
So. Much. Porn.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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