Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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