didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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