it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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