? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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