dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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