My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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