She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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