i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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