Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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