Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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