I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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