can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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