No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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