dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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