What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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