i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Couch. On fire.
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