I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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