Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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