k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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